Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Tue Nov 15, 2005 at 10:54:46 AM PDT
Bill O'Reilly is making an Enemies List. Seriously, not kidding.
Because after saying:
And if Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.
... and then following it up with:
What I said isn't controversial. What I said needed to be said.
... he's very put out that people are mad about it, because really, he says now, it was just a "satirical riff". What's wrong with you people, don't you recognize satire?
Anyway, so now he says he'll post the names of all those who oppose him in an Enemies List on his website. You'd better hurry, because spaces will probably fill up fast.
Dear Bill O'Reilly. Please put me on your Enemies List. It's "Hunter", H-U-N-T-E-R.
As for the reason, please put down "thinks it would be hysterical if al-Zarqawi beat you to death with a shovel."
What? It's only satire, Bill, lighten up. What, you're not afraid of a little discourse, are you?If you, dear reader, want to be on O'Reilly's "Enemies List", you can send mail to Bill at email@example.com. I've included a poll of likely reasons below. Alas, this poll only allows you to pick one reason. If you have more than one reason you want to be on O'Reilly's Enemies List, by all means mention them all.