Wednesday, February 15, 2006

 

Exclusive: Dick Cheney Was Drunk When He Shot Man In Texas.

Now I know what some of you are thinking, how would the Ob Report get an exclusive like that? Did we speak to someone who was there? No. Did we get an e-mail from someone who was there? No. Did we get a copy of a blood test done on Cheney after the shooting? No. Blood Tests will be inconclusive because the V.P. hid after the shooting for 24 hours, no way to determine if he was drunk or not.

However, in spite of all that, we here at the Ob Report know for a fact that Dick Cheney was drunk when he shot Whittington.

How do we know that Dick Cheney was drunk when he “accidentally” shot Whittington? Because that’s what stupid people do. They get drunk and shoot people “accidentally.” And Dick Cheney has proven time and again that he is, in fact, stupid.

Comments: Post a Comment

<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?