Thursday, March 17, 2005
10 Reasons Why Bill O'Reilly Needs His Ass Kicked
10. He is always factually wrong; if you argue truthfully he will shout you down.
9. The "Spin Stops Here" means "Shut up and let me do all the spinning."
8. He is getting rich by telling idiots in "Middle America" that he is looking out for them.
7. He believes that Christianity should be taught to American kids with taxpayer money regardless if other children in school are not Christian.
6. He sucks.
5. Bill "Goebbels" O'Reilly is a fascist: [1] nationalist (flag waving all day), [2] imperialist (Iraq today, Syria tomorrow), [3] state-church union (let the right wing religious nuts into the schools to brainwash our kids), [4] militarist (get all of those poor white trash kids and ghetto thugs and give'm an AR-15 rifle to kill with), and [5] racist (white is brighter than any other color).
4. He hates the true freedom of thought America stands for because he wants everyone to think like him and the other "sheeple;" that is why he continuously attacks a non-existent "liberal media."
3. He has convinced his ignorant audience that the Bill of Rights of the U.S. Constitution are only technicalities; meaning if a court says that the government illegally searched and seized your person or property it is merely a technicality (never mind his buddy Ollie North "got off on a technicaliy").
2. He helped Bush (and continues to do so) brainwash Americans into believing that Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein worked together to accomplish the WTC attacks on 9-11 even though Bush has publicly acknowledged that there is no connection.
1. He, like all Conservatives, hates abortion because it kills babies but opposes taking care of children that are already alive by paying his fair share of taxes to provide free lunches, education, and immunizations.
9. The "Spin Stops Here" means "Shut up and let me do all the spinning."
8. He is getting rich by telling idiots in "Middle America" that he is looking out for them.
7. He believes that Christianity should be taught to American kids with taxpayer money regardless if other children in school are not Christian.
6. He sucks.
5. Bill "Goebbels" O'Reilly is a fascist: [1] nationalist (flag waving all day), [2] imperialist (Iraq today, Syria tomorrow), [3] state-church union (let the right wing religious nuts into the schools to brainwash our kids), [4] militarist (get all of those poor white trash kids and ghetto thugs and give'm an AR-15 rifle to kill with), and [5] racist (white is brighter than any other color).
4. He hates the true freedom of thought America stands for because he wants everyone to think like him and the other "sheeple;" that is why he continuously attacks a non-existent "liberal media."
3. He has convinced his ignorant audience that the Bill of Rights of the U.S. Constitution are only technicalities; meaning if a court says that the government illegally searched and seized your person or property it is merely a technicality (never mind his buddy Ollie North "got off on a technicaliy").
2. He helped Bush (and continues to do so) brainwash Americans into believing that Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein worked together to accomplish the WTC attacks on 9-11 even though Bush has publicly acknowledged that there is no connection.
1. He, like all Conservatives, hates abortion because it kills babies but opposes taking care of children that are already alive by paying his fair share of taxes to provide free lunches, education, and immunizations.
# posted by The Alabama Hammer @ Thursday, March 17, 2005 
