Thursday, June 23, 2005
OPERATION YELLOW ELEPHANT
A Resolution for the 56th College Republican Biennial Convention.
WHEREAS, the College Republican membership has always fully supported the war in Iraq;
WHEREAS, we have encouraged the notion that the degree of one's patriotism is directly proportional to their support for the war;
WHEREAS, by word, by deed and by the financial support of Ann Coulter, David Horowitz, and Michelle Malkin, we have decreed that dissent against the war is the equivalent of treason;
WHEREAS, the military continually falls far short of meeting its recruitment needs resulting in a manpower crisis;
NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED THAT:
1. The College Republican National Committee shall officially disband until the conclusion of the war;
2. The College Republican membership shall immediately volunteer for military service as infantrymen.
3. All College Republican National Committee monies raised from taking advantage of elderly women shall be placed into a fund for the purpose of supporting Ann Coulter, David Horowitz, and Michelle Malkin until they receive additional Scaife funding, sell a house to Duke Cunningham's lobbyist, or obtain a presidential grant to edit global warming reports.
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WHEREAS, the College Republican membership has always fully supported the war in Iraq;
WHEREAS, we have encouraged the notion that the degree of one's patriotism is directly proportional to their support for the war;
WHEREAS, by word, by deed and by the financial support of Ann Coulter, David Horowitz, and Michelle Malkin, we have decreed that dissent against the war is the equivalent of treason;
WHEREAS, the military continually falls far short of meeting its recruitment needs resulting in a manpower crisis;
NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED THAT:
1. The College Republican National Committee shall officially disband until the conclusion of the war;
2. The College Republican membership shall immediately volunteer for military service as infantrymen.
3. All College Republican National Committee monies raised from taking advantage of elderly women shall be placed into a fund for the purpose of supporting Ann Coulter, David Horowitz, and Michelle Malkin until they receive additional Scaife funding, sell a house to Duke Cunningham's lobbyist, or obtain a presidential grant to edit global warming reports.
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# posted by The Punisher @ Thursday, June 23, 2005 
