Monday, August 15, 2005


Michelle Malkin has Sex With Animals

According to an "unconfirmed report", it has been revealed that Michelle Malkin, the right-wing pundit and author of "In Defense of Internment", regularly has sex with barnyard animals. Sources who wish to remain anonymous stated that "Michelle keeps a horse in the bedroom of her Manhattan apartment".

A farmer who wishes to remain anonymous confirmed that he regularly delivers "burros, horses, and bulls" to the back entrance of her brownstone".

Neighbors have been heard to say that the "little bitch is a total psycho", and that "the whole building now smells like hay and urine".

Local bookstore clerk, Stewie Henderson, said that she comes into his store regularly and "has an unhealthy obsessions with Catherine the Great", Empress of Russia (1729-1796).

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