Tuesday, February 07, 2006


Top Ten Reasons Why the Republican Senators On The Intelligence Committee Did Not Want Alberto Gonzales to Testify Under Oath.

10. He might be lying.

9. He could be lying.

8. He may be lying.

7. He might accidentally lie.

6. He might lie on purpose.

5. He just might possibly make a false statement.

4. By lying he could expose himself to charges of perjury.

3. The truth might hurt Republicans in the Polls.

2. He's too dumb to know if he's lying.

1. He is lying.

As we all know, with this Republican Congress, the only time one is required to testify under oath is if you are going to be asked if you ever got a blowjob from an intern.

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