Friday, March 03, 2006
American Journalists Continue To Be The Dumbest People On The Planet; New Study Finds
Today, the Obfuscation Report released it's findings after and exhaustive study of modern american journalists. The Conclusion: They're fucking idiots.
For example: When the President is caught in a bold faced lie, modern journalists fall for ANY explanation proffered by the White House. I'll show you how it works.
Step One, Bush says something incredibly stupid like: "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees." In response to a question as to why the governments reaction to Hurricane Katrina was so poor.
Video Comes Out Showing That Bush Was In Fact Warned That The Levees Would Be Breached, 4 days before he said "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees."
Modern Day Moronic Journalist Asks the White House to Explain the Obvious Disconnect Between REALITY and the PRESIDENTS STATEMENT.
The White House Response is that the President was saying that "I don't think anyone anticipated that a category 3 storm would breach the levees."
Modern Day Moronic Journalist Reports This As Fact, Failing to Note that hours before the storm Katrina was a category 5 storm, and was downgraded to a category 4 storm as it struck the coast.
Modern Day Moronic Journalist Also Fails to Note that the White House Response is in fact A. Not What The President Said; and B. An Obvious Lie Itself Made Up After The Fact because the storm wasn't downgraded to a category 3 until months after the Hurricane Hit.
The White House Response is in fact saying that 4 days after the President was told that the levees could be breached; he knew MONTHS BEFORE ANYONE ELSE that it was only a category 3 storm and that a category 3 storm wouldn't breach the levees.
Again, even if you accepted it as fact that the president knew before anyone else in America that the storm was making landfall as a category 3 storm, it would still be bullshit because studies had shown that even a category 3 storm with enough storm surge, WOULD HAVE BREACHED THE LEVEES!
Once again, the Moronic Modern Day Journalist is distracted by the shiney object waved by the White House, and they fail to call Bullshit Bullshit. No wonder the Bush Administration thinks that if you're caught in a lie, just tell a bigger one. Modern American Journalists Are Too Fucking Stupid To Figure It Out.
For example: When the President is caught in a bold faced lie, modern journalists fall for ANY explanation proffered by the White House. I'll show you how it works.
Step One, Bush says something incredibly stupid like: "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees." In response to a question as to why the governments reaction to Hurricane Katrina was so poor.
Video Comes Out Showing That Bush Was In Fact Warned That The Levees Would Be Breached, 4 days before he said "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees."
Modern Day Moronic Journalist Asks the White House to Explain the Obvious Disconnect Between REALITY and the PRESIDENTS STATEMENT.
The White House Response is that the President was saying that "I don't think anyone anticipated that a category 3 storm would breach the levees."
Modern Day Moronic Journalist Reports This As Fact, Failing to Note that hours before the storm Katrina was a category 5 storm, and was downgraded to a category 4 storm as it struck the coast.
Modern Day Moronic Journalist Also Fails to Note that the White House Response is in fact A. Not What The President Said; and B. An Obvious Lie Itself Made Up After The Fact because the storm wasn't downgraded to a category 3 until months after the Hurricane Hit.
The White House Response is in fact saying that 4 days after the President was told that the levees could be breached; he knew MONTHS BEFORE ANYONE ELSE that it was only a category 3 storm and that a category 3 storm wouldn't breach the levees.
Again, even if you accepted it as fact that the president knew before anyone else in America that the storm was making landfall as a category 3 storm, it would still be bullshit because studies had shown that even a category 3 storm with enough storm surge, WOULD HAVE BREACHED THE LEVEES!
Once again, the Moronic Modern Day Journalist is distracted by the shiney object waved by the White House, and they fail to call Bullshit Bullshit. No wonder the Bush Administration thinks that if you're caught in a lie, just tell a bigger one. Modern American Journalists Are Too Fucking Stupid To Figure It Out.
# posted by The Punisher @ Friday, March 03, 2006 
