Tuesday, January 02, 2007


Bring On The Draft!

With all W's and McCain's tough talk about "the surge" that is going to save America's ass in Iraq, I say we Bring Back the Draft.

I think the draft order should look something like this:

First: Anyone who is a child, grandchild or niece or nephew of anyone who works for the U.S. government and is between the ages of 18 and 35 should go first. Sign up the Bush Twins.

Second: Anyone who is the child or grandchild of ANYONE WHO GOT A DEFERMENT DURING ANY PREVIOUS DRAFT should go next. This would drag in the children, grandchildren, nieces and nephews of all the chickenhawks Rush (anal pimple deferment) Limbaugh.

Third: The children, grandchildren, nieces and nephews of anyone who benefited from the Republican Tax Cuts during the past 6 years. This will bring in the children of the wealthy, who have been disproportionately absent from the fighting of this war. Paris Hilton in Fallujah.

Fourth: College Republicans. We can call them the Yellow Elephant Brigade.

Fifth: Everybody else.

Just my thoughts.

Hugs and Kisses,

The Punisher.

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