Tuesday, May 15, 2007


God decides Jerry Falwell has outlived his usefulness. Sorry you missed the Rapture Jerry.

Jerry Falwell died today. Here's a list of some of my favorite quotes from this charlatan:

"Someone must not be afraid to say, 'moral perversion is wrong.' If we do not act now, homosexuals will 'own' America!...If you and I do not speak up now, this homosexual steamroller will literally crush all decent men, women, and children who get in its way...and our nation will pay a terrible price!"

--Jerry Falwell quoted in People for the American Way's, "Hostile Climate," 1997, p.15.

"AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers."
--Jerry Falwell

There’s some great and godly men and women in the Congress, but for every one of them, there’s a Hillary Clinton… and a Nancy Pelosi.” -- Jerry Falwell

"Most of these feminists are radical, frustrated lesbians, many of them, and man-haters, and failures in their relationships with men, and who have declared war on the male gender. The Biblical condemnation of feminism has to do with its radical philosophy and goals. That's the bottom line."
--Jerry Falwell

"Modern U.S. Supreme Courts have raped the Constitution and raped the Christian faith and raped the churches by misinterpreting what the founders had in mind in the First Amendment of the Constitution... [W]e must fight against those radical minorities who are trying to remove God from our textbooks, Christ from our nation. We must never allow our children to forget that this is a Christian nation. We must take back what is rightfully ours."
--Jerry Falwell, March 1993 sermon

"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."
--Jerry Falwell

"One day, I hope in the next ten years, I trust that we will have more Christian day schools than there are public schools. I hope I will live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!
--Jerry Falwell, America Can Be Saved, 1979

"The public school system is damned. Let me tell you how radical I am. Christian students should be in Christian schools. If you have to sell your car, live in a smaller house, or work a night job, put your child in Christian schools. If you can't afford it home school."
--Jerry Falwell, "Trends in Christian Higher Education," Regent University, 9/22/93

From what I hear Jerry Falwell was masturbating in his office when he fell to the floor. I guess God was pissed at him.

John at AmericaBlog has a "Falwell's Greatest Hits" up....

My inaugural address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I have raptured out billions! The Secret Rapture soon, by my hand!
Read My Inaugural Address
My Site=http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/spaceman
I have no idea what Secret Rapture is talking about. But I thought it was funny.

Hugs and Kisses,
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