Thursday, October 25, 2007
America's Next Top Stripper
You take 20 strippers and 20 DJ's and you put them on a deserted island...
I know what you're thinking, you're telling yourself Dear Punisher, we've seen that before.
But I'm serious about this. We could also take one actor and tell him he's auditioning for a movie and we could put him on the island with them. His job is to make himself the most detested reality show "bad guy" in TV history. We could script it so that he doesn't get eliminated and stays right to the very end. If he gets voted America's most hated reality star, he gets $100,000. Of course we'd need a blog, and people could text message their vote, sponsored by Verizon.... you get the drift.
As for the other contestants, the kicker in this reality show is that the strippers would vote off one DJ a week, and the DJ's would vote one stripper off a week. Oh, the hi-jinks that would ensue.
We could even have one stripper named Honey - the nice one, another named Darth Vixen - The bad girl, and one called BJ - do I really need to explain that?
You get my drift. This show would be ratings gold! Ratings gold I tell ya!
We could even call it "Real Temptation Stripper Survivor Island Nation World."
That would be cool.
Tune in next week gentle readers when I pitch my next show... America's Next Top Schizoaffective.
Hugs and Kisses,