Friday, January 18, 2008
There's a New Sheriff in Town... and his name is Reggie Hammond. Fuck the man.
They say "You need ID to get in."
I tell them I'm with my client and he's going upstairs to get his ID from the local immigration office as all his documents are in his file.
"You're an attorney?"
I whip out my ID and Bar Card.
Suddenly everything is "Yes, sir. No, sir. Anything we can do for you sir." Motherfuckers were practically tapdancing.
I'm no longer the unshaved, long-haired hippy in the worn out trenchcoat and steel toed boots.
I'm a motherfucking Sir.